Clouds on the Horizon

Terry Kelleher - 1996

Chorus
Clouds on the horizon, a cold wind in the air.
Humidity is rising, dark clouds just ain't fair.
Been praying for sunny weather, but bad lucks on a tear.
Clouds on the horizon, appliances to repair

Hear the dishwasher, its a grinding
Its got a chicken bone stuck inside.
Smell the bearings slowly smoking,
Got no grease to help them slide.
See the door, hanging crooked.
Water leaks out on the floor.
Feel the rumble, the whole room's shaking.
I don't think it will last much more

Repeat Chorus

The blender has done blended,
Its final daiquiri.
The coffee maker sits and sputters
Makes no brew for you and me
The can opener, that's still working.
Its the kind that has a crank.
But the stove won't heat to cook my meal.
So I eat cold beans and franks

Repeat Chorus

The refrigerator works, a bit too well,
Froze my milk hard as a brick
I try the microwave to help it thaw,
But hat makes the breakers trip.
I stand in the dark and wonder
Pray for help, send up a flare.
Fumble for the phone and dial
County Wide Appliance Repair

Repeat Chorus

Return to Song List